When Trey Songz said " I love the way you fuck me, I luv the way you fuck me" on Tank's trapsy ass song 'When We'-I felt that.? As a matter of fact I feel it everytime. It's the perfect catalyst for a dick ?appointment.
I say it all the time; sex starts in the mind. ?Music, alcohol and memories can spark the motivation to reach out to that person. Or sometimes the intention is not even there but you end up flirting your way into an agreement where you show up at a certain place and time to have the kind of sex where only cuss words and safe words are used.
So now that you have secured said appointment, here is how not to f it up:
In order for it to be successful you both have to match each other's energy. You both have to be on the same page -two willing participants who are both into it. No coercion, no manipulation, nothing forced. This one time at band camp? I met this guy who was a SUPER FREAK?♂️ I needed all of my wheaties just to match his energy and not just physically. His excitement level eclipsed mine so much it made me a little paranoid. I was like dude calm down it is not that serious. But in hindsight it was flattering to have someone trip over your sex like that.?
Leave your expectations and inhibitions at the door. Your mind should be as open as your legs. Have that converastion about hard NOs ?beforehand so that there are no misunderstandings. Be ready and open to try new things and don't judge your partner. Don't overthink things. Just allow the scence to unfold naturally.
Come prepared. This not only means protection but also includes lubes, lingerie, massage oils, toys and anything else that you may need or want to experience.
Show up to serve. Instead of focusing on self gratification focus on blowing your partner's mind! If both of you are hellbent on pleasing each other instead of pleasing yourselves no one will leave feeling robbed. This is the law of reciprocity.
Act brand new. Do something new, try new positions, dress up or down or even a new personality. Get creative and make it interesting. Treat everytime like the first time.
Say less and do more! ?What can I say? The best appointments are those where you barely say a word to each other. Nothing needs to be said. You just know what the other person needs and excute without any unecessary verbal communication. Have you ever had one senctence or word ruin your entire mood? Yeah that! So keep it quiet and just allow your bodies to talk.
Finally ladies and gents try your best to keep your appoinments.? If you anticipate that you may have to cancel please give proper notice. Don't waste people's time because you may never get another appointment again.
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They say happiness is found in a vibrator but I am here to say that yall don't know happy until you have tried the Satisfyer. As proud owner for over two years I am ecstatic with my Satisfyer; henceforth known as my precious. I literally gush every time I talk about it. You could swear I was talking about a person with a penis. The last time I blogged about a toy, it was the Jack Rabbit and that was some time ago. But I stopped by to give yall a word today! The Satisfyer is king of the drawer honey! As a matter of fact he has his own little special place far away from the peasants (that's what I call my bullet vibes and jack rabbit but don't tell them that)? It does exactly what it says-SATISFIES!!!!
Unlike a vibrating bullet or dildo vibe, the Satisfyer is subtle and very unassuming. Its simple and unique design makes it so discreet that people often mistake it for a facial cleanser. This toy is very easy to use with a power button and illuminated speed control. It is a newly engineered clitoral stimulator with contact free pressure wave technology. Now let me tell you about this. It does not vibrate. What you experience is a subtle swelling suction and a throbbing pressure. Once it is in the perfect position over the clitoris the noise level drops and it becomes silent. With multiple speeds you can build up to an orgasm or just go for an instant eruption?. No one I know has made it past level 4. The pleasure you get either way is insanely unbelievable. I’d like to say that it evokes an orgasm from deep within-unlike the shallow surface level orgasms you may get with a vibrator. It's like slowly turning on a faucet until the water comes rushing out.? The climax is so explosive that your legs get weak, you get airplane ear and you can't bear to hold it against your clit any longer. When last have you had an orgasm so powerful you couldn't walk and you couldn't hear? Don't even think that you're gonna try and cheat and hold back or prolong an orgasm because it doesn't work. You're gonna cum and quickly.
Due to its ergonomic design, you can use this alone or with a partner. If you are brave enough you will quickly succumb to multiple orgasms and that's if you can hold on for the ride. Imagine clitoral stimulation and penetration. I double dare you to kick it up a notch with an anal toy. It’s a feeling of fullness that is otherwise indescribable. Don’t take my word for it. Try one today! Trust me and the other giddy customers who took my advice-you will be SATISFIED baby!
Disclaimer: This toy gets you addicted to cumming. Please don't let this get between you and your man. If you know he jealous don't bother with that.
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